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| Sephiroth after reducing the populace of Nibelheim to finely sliced deli meats! |
Greetings. I am Sephiroth. This church is dedicated in the memory of my mother, the great Jenova! I'm still gathering my followers, so this web page is under construction. We at the Jenova's witnesses intend to spread the glory of Jenova to all those who will except her as their one true savior! Membership will be free upon e-mail request. Anybody is welcome! (Except that bastard Cloud Strife and his posse!) Everyone who enters will recieve free Jenova cells! Just send me your e-mail addresses and I'll send some Jenova cells to you, free of charge! What a steal! Suggestions are welcome so send them on in. And may the glory of Jenova be with you! | ||||||||||||||||
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I'm an expert at final fantasy 7, But there's still some things I don't know about this huge epic. Many outrageous rumors abound. I haven't tried any of them out so far, so please don't bitch at me if you go through a lot of effort for nothing. Most rumors have a 99% certainty of being chocobo shit. These are some I've heard: 8 Knights of the round in ultimate weapon: Forge excaliber. Silver chocobo: Acts like a sub, and can access hidden stage. Suppposedly gotten by breeding two gold chocobos with sahara nut. Hidden underwater stage: Fight supposed "Alpha Levithan" and "Vincent's Soul". Aeris resurrection: Forget it, she's worm food. There is absolutely no way to bring er' back. Besides, she has to die to defeat Meteor, otherwise bye-bye planet! 450 1/12 soldiers can be traded in to sleeping man for Aeris or Sephiroth clone: Unlikely, (See above) but if you get it to work, go with a winner, choose the Sephiroth clone! Find 8 Sephiroth statues to gain use of masamune edge: Would kick ass! (What am I saying, that's my signature sword you would be copying! Hands off my stuff, punk!) | What the hell was this thing supposed to do? | ||||||||||||||||
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| My mum, Jenova! | Please feel free to e-mail me at the address shown below if you want to join our church, have any typoes to point out, advice to give or anything to bitch about! | ||||||||||||||||
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